Top Definition
When a man dresses up, treats himself to a nice dinner on the town, then goes home and watches a movie, and if he plays his cards right gets a little jerk action at the end of the night.
I like to masterdate by getting some baja fresh, coming home to watch a coen bros movie, then jerking it to a lucious lopez porn.
by NARFKARTA August 03, 2008
4 more definitions
When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."


"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
by Socks Owlgorithm April 03, 2011

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.
Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate
by Q-Dawg89 August 02, 2011
to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 06, 2011

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