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Operator widowed
When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.
“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”
Operator widowed by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022
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Black widowed
When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher
Black widowed by Sterachel January 5, 2018
Black widowed
When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female
Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*
1 hour later
Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*
1 hour later
Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."
Black widowed by Boba Fetts Child August 18, 2021
widower's mattress
A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Facebook widower
A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
Facebook widower by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007