Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.

He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.

Masterdater by praxguy December 8, 2010

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

masterdater by soopadickman July 30, 2006

masteurdate 

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

masteurdate by mark86 March 5, 2007

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps

the baker is a mastercaker

mastercaker by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

maskerbater 

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

maskerbater by MBWDT July 25, 2020