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Mastrous 

The Spartan word for Epic/Amazing.

Can be abbreviated: Mastro, Mastrousness, etc.
"That game is Mastro"

"OMFG IM SO MASTROUS!"

"This movie is full of MASTROUSNESS!"
Mastrous by FetusxLauncher October 8, 2007

Mastroi Gaming 

Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches
"Did you know that George is a virgin?"

"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming
Mastroi Gaming by mastraki December 3, 2022

Mashroor 

Literally the best person in the world. Evert hyping about him is awesome. he's endlessly creative, so smart, and the most talented and diverse person you'll ever meet. He's very opinionated. If he takes to you, you're extremely lucky to be his friend. If you're best friends, even better. But if he loves you, it'll change your life.
awesome Mashroor talented ackbar sexy
Mashroor by Mellophriend November 2, 2012

mastrophobia 

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

mascropinate 

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.
“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

Mastropaolo 

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.
Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
Mastropaolo by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010