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When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.
manjob by Impossibility December 26, 2006
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When a straight man gives another straight man a hand job

only to be done by the best of friends.

only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.

Its not gay
Sean: So you ready to give me that ManJob?
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
ManJob by John Lembo November 12, 2010
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when a straight man and another straight man give each other handjobs when not making eye contact
Jarred and I gave each other manjobs yesterday night. Its better than a fleshlight!
manjob by Bshea992 February 10, 2008
When a straight man offers another straight man a blow job in return for something. Usually in lieu of cash or payment of something.
Guy1- You still got that board?

Guy2- Yea

Guy1- Can I have it?

Guy2- For 65 bucks...

Guy1- How about a manjob?

Guy2- ok
Manjob by Slo43 March 9, 2009
When a man gives a job to another man.
Wow Tod, you sure give a mean manjob.
manjob by Jose Hose B May 15, 2003
when someone receives a handjob from a man, sometimes disguised as a woman
he said he got a handjob at a party and then found out it was a guy doing it!

haha so he got a manjob!!!

yeah, i think he knew all along it was a dude!

me too!!!
manjob by johnnyboner August 2, 2009

Lalisa Manoban

The prettiest Person on earth. She is a godess from the best group on earth, BLΛƆKPIИK. And She will soon have a Solo (2078 propably)
"Hey Who is that on your photocard?"
"Lalisa Manoban"
Lalisa Manoban by BlinkPunk October 12, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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