Texas Marinara 

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

Texas Marinara by LaHound June 28, 2018

Marinara 

An Italian word, literally meaning 'sailor style', referencing the coarse nature of seamen and their perceived propensity for the anus.

Come here Cecil so I can give you a good rogering... marinara style

Marinara by jahRambo May 8, 2011

marinara muff dive 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

muscles marinara

italian roid head, or any juice head

your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"

muscles marinara by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007

Malaria 

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases

Malaria is trash

Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

muff marinara by Honorarius April 26, 2006

marinarijuana 

What is created when you get marinara sauce on your herb

I was breaking up some weed at the pizza shop and before I knew it I had marinarijuana

marinarijuana by Dethspartin June 9, 2011