10 definitions by Honorarius

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

by Honorarius May 13, 2006
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voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius March 14, 2006
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Slang term for a vagina...
That bitch gave bad head, so I gave her a boot to the mucker...
by Honorarius February 18, 2006
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Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
by Honorarius April 9, 2006
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NOYFB: Acronym standing for None Of Your Fucking Business. Usually used in chat rooms by females in response to constant asl requests from horny teenage boys.
1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB
by Honorarius March 14, 2006
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Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
by Honorarius April 3, 2006
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The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.
Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...
by Honorarius April 13, 2008
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