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1.
A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host
The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.
by black flag June 05, 2004
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2.
a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
give back our money you bloody parasites
by tellitstraight September 07, 2007
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3.
some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance
" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
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4.
One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 07, 2007
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5.
Redneck word for binoculars.
That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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6.
Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.
I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.
by Enot-Bitter January 17, 2006
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7.
most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face
wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
by Slayerfan101 December 20, 2008
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