mauerbauertraurigkeit 

The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.

My treatment-resistant depression coupled with the adronitis of being your friend has created for me a severe sense of mauerbauertraurigkeit.

mauerbauertraurigkeit by TommyCanYouHearMe? January 7, 2018

Malebait 

An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.

Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.

Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!

Malebait by Black Smoke Monster May 22, 2009

maxerbation 

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout

masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation

maxerbation by Firhill April 24, 2008

Materbation 

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

Materbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

malebranch 

Nicolas de Malebranche was a French philosopher of the Cartesian school who lived from 1638 to 1715. Pierre Bayle named him "the premier philosopher of our age". One of his works is the famous De la recherche de la vérité.

“I love good and pleasure, I hate evil and pain, I want to be happy and I am not mistaken in believing, that people, angels and even demons have those same inclinations.” - Nicolas de Malebranche

malebranch by Keith Godat September 5, 2008

malebrained

A term used to describe a trans person who acts like a male and has male interests. The opposite of fembrained.

Even though her face, voice, and body pass really well, Alice's malebrained interests clock her so hard.

malebrained by muggsymoon April 25, 2022

materbation 

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

materbation by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006