n. Someone--usually female--who continually attracts unwanted/creepy sexual attention and no normal attention. Fusion of pervert and magnet (though reversed).
The person does not necessarily have to be attractive.
"That creepy guy kept commenting on her 'sweet, sweet, sexy' legs that were propped up on the desk. Mary is so unlucky; she's such a magnert."
Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.
Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home
The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.