Lurpey

1.adjective- clumsy and or uncoordinated
2.adjective- tall, thin and generally floppy
3.verb- walked or moved floppily or clumsily

1. & 2. Dude, you look so lurpey.
3. The octupus lurped over to its prey.

Lurpey by mnlewy February 11, 2010

Lurkey 

A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.

Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"

Scientist: "Guess Again."

Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"

Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."

Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"

Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"

Lurkey by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013

lurkey 

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".

Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!

You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!

lurkey by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010

lurper 

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

lurper by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurped 

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

lurped by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Lurpy 

(adj.) someone, esp. male in early- to mid-adulthood, who is lanky, gangly and physically awkward

toppling redhead
you stepped on my toe again
lurpy encounter

Lurpy by abby November 13, 2003

Lurper 

A tweaker on meth ; tweaking ; someone who does dope ; a person who uses Meth

That Lurper has been window peeking all hours of the day.
Damn Lurper needs to put the pipe down swearing there is some one in the trees watching them.

Lurper by ambii.biiatch April 4, 2020