Lucy Lin

Lucy Lin, a little cute girl with beautiful eyes, dazzling smile. She's intense, you will be challenged if you go after this one! She is everybody's type. By far one of the most out-going little girl you will ever meet. She is THE one. She is smart, sophisticated, remarkably witty. She's gorgeous and talented so often she doesn't realize just how beautiful and charming she is. She is a gym-bunny. Lucy is intelligent, sophisticated, kind and the best sort of friend. She is there for you when you're sad and gives the most amazing hugs. She is funny without knowing it and has a head full of amazing stories. Lucy Lin is the most compassionate person, an animal lover. Lucy can be shy, plays a little coy and wants to be left alone, but once she lets you in she will make you happier than you ever realized. Lucy Lin, the girl of every man's dreams. She sets the bar so high no one's been able to reach out completely. She's the kind that will make it through anything(and I mean anything and everything) – or finding herself shattered to pieces again, on her knees collecting bits of her broken heart. Proceed with caution because you'll have to earn your place.

Lucy Lin, good luck on getting her phone number.

Lucy Lin by ScottDuncan November 18, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007