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Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.
Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
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lowis- an ugly n old looking grandma
OH MY LOOK AT.... SHE BE LOOKING LIKE A LOWIS
by emmaway34 May 11, 2016

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BOW DOWN TO HER!!
A LOWIS TO THE LEFT!!
A LOWIS TO THE RIGHT!!
A LOWIS UP TOP!!
A LOWIS TO THE GROUND!!
COME ON LOWIS!!!!!
LOWIS ALL ARUOND!!!!
GO LOWIS!! GO LOWIS!! GO LOWIS!!
LOWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"LIPSTTIIICKK!!" *angelic voice. looks like a wench*
"LIPSTICK!!" *wenchy lowis voice. angelic face. looks up to the lord lowis above*
by Emyay September 25, 2008

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