I saw a Yousef at school.
Yousef thinks he's my dad.
Yousef keeps dreaming about my older sister.
Yousef is an idiot.
Nevertheless, Yousef is kind to small animals.
Friend: Nah...I'm tired. It's three in the morning, man.
Yousef: But again! Those muscles! Those glistening biceps! The sweet drop of sweat on his brow! No one can beat Arnie.
Friend: Um...ok, I'm going to bed.
Yousef: Wait. I want you to listen to this new Leona Lewis song. It's fabulous.
Friend: Not if you cry again.
Yousef:...but can I sing?