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loctician 

Someone who specialises in dreadlock care, maintenence, and style. Often very expensive.
My loctician helped me when my dreads unravelled
loctician by john santy June 25, 2006

costiniano 

Sexy beasts and have great taste in movies and other things and love to sing and cares and love about there family and the have shoegame and they are sneaker heads.
Damn look at the costiniano clan singing
costiniano by Mar2daquez February 1, 2014

lostinjapanophobia 

a phobia of lost in japan by shawn mendes
OH CRAP I HAVE LOSTINJAPANOPHOBIA
lostinjapanophobia by ahyes August 25, 2020

lortonian 

used to describe someone who displays the qualities of an ass hole. Usually used in the context of someone tall with ugly yellow hair. Can also be used as a synonym for lorton.
did u see evan at the party last night? hes such a lortonian its not even funny. I hate that kid
lortonian by jardoon forbes May 6, 2007

lostinjapanophobia 

a fear of lost in japan by shawn mendes
oh shit i have lostinjapanophobia
lostinjapanophobia by ahyes August 25, 2020

LostinTransityo 

LostinTransityo is a cool dude
LostinTransityo by LostnTransit February 1, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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