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Lonsboomer 

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.
That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.
Lonsboomer by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019
Laughing out not soo loud

A milder and more realsitic form for LOL.
Albert:I got christmas socks five times in a row now:(
Jenna: LOL!
Peter: LONSL!
lonsl by arildo February 25, 2007
(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.
Lonsdale by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale 

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale
kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010
A wild animal who is smart but hides it
lonson is smart but wild.
lonson by lonson May 11, 2018
A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.
It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.
lonsman by stuart joshua August 19, 2007