lonsman

A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.

It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.

lonsman by stuart joshua August 19, 2007

longmang 

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

longmang by jus jammin April 9, 2010

J.P. Losman 

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

J.P. Losman by rollthebones April 14, 2009

Loneman 

usually a drifter, or a man who seeks to be alone. Prefers to work by oneself. Sometimes seen as either the main protagonist or as the antagonist in a story. Usually has higher senses, alertness, ability or capabilities.

Clint Eastwood's loneman character in High Plains Drifter (1973).

Loneman by Tegbold November 10, 2008

Lensman'd 

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah

LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.

Lensman'd by Padme December 2, 2003

lensman

The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!

I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!

lensman by 150cc November 14, 2003

lensman

The newest horror from the bowels of human perversity, this picture is the D'Artagnan of the Three Grossketeers: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequinfetus.
Origins in Penny Arcade, and by all that is good we hope it stays in there.

I love the smell of lensman in the morning.

lensman by P from PA November 8, 2003