by schande April 27, 2006
when a girl's boobs seem to be cross-eyed. always in combination with a bad and selfish temper. very strange-looking and hopefully very rare.
when he finally took her bra off it was clear she had a huge lennart. "i was wondering why she was acting so negative and bitchy tonight, but this answers a lot of questions.", he thought.
by schande May 8, 2006
A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
by Mister Spleen May 30, 2015
The realist nigga in the entire FUCKING multi verse. Rumour has it that Lennart/lenny is immortal. Those rumours are true
Person 1: yooo did you just see that nigga beat that guy up and take his bitch?
Person 2: yeah bruh dat nigga is definitely a Lennart/lenny
Person 1: let's get the FUCK outta here
Person 2: yeah bruh dat nigga is definitely a Lennart/lenny
Person 1: let's get the FUCK outta here
by JohndoeDAbro July 11, 2020
by LassLassBot August 2, 2017
hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.
by shane reeve February 5, 2005
by Djaryd September 17, 2018