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to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed
After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed
by Ivan Batinich December 09, 2008
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When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.

Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
She would be hot if she wasn't so cross eyed.
by Mikeyboy23 December 03, 2011
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Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.
Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.
by Dan Fox December 01, 2004
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I just got fucked so good I'm cross eyed.
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