A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in
reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills,
knowledge, and/or true
confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A
high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough
IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "
YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of
confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, '
s' at the end can either denote singular or plural.
Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest
thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too
long... Aforementioned, 90% of the
male population.
If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.
