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LMMFAOWWDAACMBALAK 

Laughing my motherfucking ass off while watching drama alert and clenching my ballsack and looking at keemstar
Keemstar: LETS GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!
Guy: LMMFAOWWDAACMBALAK
Laugh My Fuc*ing White As* Off
LMFWAO by ruddywarrior September 4, 2003
Laugh My Mother Fucking Ass Off - Normally used online when one laughs so hard s/he has to use acronyms... Associated with lmao and rofl...
Mel: OMFG, guess what!!!
Joe: What?!!?!??!
Mel: My cat fell into the toilet. :(
Joe: LMMFAO!!!
LMMFAO by Melfina March 26, 2004

lmmfaosfhibmmff 

laugh my mother fucking ass off so fucking hard i broke my mother fucking foot.
That was hilarious! lmmfaosfhibmmff!
Laugh My Mother Fucking Ass Off. Similar to "lmao," or "lmfao," but instead of "Laugh My Ass Off," or "Laugh My Fucking Ass Off," it adds the impact with "Mother".
Mike: "So the dog walked itself home, ate a pizza, and took a nap."

Joe: "LMAO!"

Peter: "LMFAO!"

Scott: "No dudes, LMMFAO."
lmmfao by #1newboyzgroupie August 6, 2011
laughing my mother fucking ass off
(when u feel that lmfao isnt enough)
guy1: Q:why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: because it wanted to get to the bottom

guy2: LMMFAO!
lmmfao by muhlio November 19, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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