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I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs
by swagmaster800e July 05, 2016
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Your average racist dickhead garden gnome that likes to talk about gossip on youtube and talk shit on other people just because they roasted him/her
Keemstar: alex this stupid piece of shit is doing this shit, everybody just spam alex is a cunt

public: this kid is such a keemstar
by lack of sleep June 22, 2016
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33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter
by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016
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1. a puerile polemicist; self-proclaimed internet celebrity and renowned bullshit artist; possibly the real life inspiration for the Scumbag Steve meme; one who is fond of leading circlejerks; hypocrite

2. any successful, middle-aged person who, upon experiencing midlife crisis, reverts to wearing fitted caps and basketball jerseys whilst getting stoned and playing video games with his friends
"Do you and Dan still collaborate on anything?"
"No, not since he went and keemstarred during our last project."

"I don't blame her for divorcing him, he wouldn't stop keemstarring in front of the kids!"
by wordswithworks September 24, 2013
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A medical term used to describe cancer.
Doctor: You have stage 3 lung Keemstar and it wants to get roiiiiiight into the noooooose
Patient: Where do you keep the bleach?
by BaranXLR June 27, 2016
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A fucking racist ass motherfucker who looks like he came out his mom's ass and look like a damn gnome.
Everybody type in the chat that Keemstar is a racist shitbag.
by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016
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A 'Famous' youtuber that should lick the spoon, because he stirs the pot of sh!t
SON: "Dad look at this keemstar dude"
DAD: "He's bald lol"
by ShedewwwwBeatz August 03, 2015
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