LAMOP
Laugh all my overies plum-out-of-my-vagina
LAMOP by xxexiledxx13 October 17, 2007
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Nigga Lamp
Nigga Lamp by Bruhmoment696969 June 26, 2019
nigga lamp
mom- honey what’s wrong with your lamp
daughter- nothing it’s just my lamp
mom-turn it on
daughter- ok
daughter- i guess it’s broken
nigga lamp- suck my cock bitch
daughter- nothing it’s just my lamp
mom-turn it on
daughter- ok
daughter- i guess it’s broken
nigga lamp- suck my cock bitch
nigga lamp by poop shit nigga cunt June 26, 2019
red lamp
This lamp belongs to Tayler Holder and dated Nate Wyatt until it found out Nate was cheating. It also hits people a lot.
The red lamp hits Nate Wyatt, Tayler Holder, Kelianne Stankus and Zach Clayton in the head many times.
red lamp by Disney obsessed child August 26, 2020
Fijian Lava Lamp
To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
Lamp Kloon
1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.
2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.
2. There's a lamp kloon.
2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013
Nigga lamp
Nigga lamp by Peepeesuckindeeeednigward July 1, 2019