Klaunch 

An anal dwelling hideous creature that lurks in a shallow pool of menstrial chuncks. These ellusive creatures often reproduce with thier 4in CHODE.

Is their any good Klaunch hunting around here?

Klaunch by Scroodie McCBoogerBalls June 7, 2011

Klunch

1) To really get deeply involved something (A video game, book, movie, etc. Not a situation or relationship etc.)

2) The act of fishing with a empty cannister of vasaline

1. "Geez, look at John, He's really getting Klunched!"

2. "Hey Jane, do you want to go Klunch for catfish?"

Klunch by Mithos Cordelan October 16, 2007