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Kiss the Fish 

verb

To take a gb hit and inhale all the weed smoke and then some of the water. Usually happens to new smokers or when a gb is taken too quickly. Often tastes terrible (like warm weed water) and can make one gag or choke. Because you use your lips/mouth to come into contact with something unpleasantly wet, the action is to "kiss the fish."
I hate when you take a geeb and kiss the fish... it's so nasty.
Kiss the Fish by rainbowrider February 18, 2011

Puffer Fish Kiss 

Kissing while blowing air into one's mouth
Puffer Fish Kiss by Ahhxo May 25, 2017

Fish Kiss 

When two men touch the heads of their penises together, resembling two fishes kissing.
"Hey I heard Pat and Scott fish kissed each other on Friday."
Fish Kiss by The_Professional March 13, 2009

Fish kiss 

The female version of the "tea bag".
While George was passed out on the couch, Elaine decided to "fish kiss" his forehead.
Fish kiss by TATW November 12, 2012

Fish Kiss 

When a guy eats out a girls pussy during her periode
Girl 1: James gave me a fish kiss
girl 2: ewwwww das dirrty
Fish Kiss by wtvvvv June 22, 2005

Chocolate Fish Kiss 

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Chocolate Fish Kiss by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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