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Another name for football (or soccer if you're from a country that doesn't call football football for some bizarre reason).

So called because play consists of getting 'about twenty undeserving thick millionaires, and make them run around and chasing inflated leather into nets and ruining a lawn'.
I say Fredrick, do you fancy a game of Kicktwat down upon the common? You do? Spiffing!
by Tiggerback June 15, 2010