kardash

72 days.

This marriage will self-destruct in a kardash.

Weird Al Yankovic should get full credit: "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash."

kardash by DrPhist November 1, 2011

kardash

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.

kardash by metzler31 December 28, 2011

kardash

having many or all of the characteristics of one of the famous Kardashian sisters (how come we never hear about the unfamous Kardashian sisters?) These include well-oversized posteriors, excessive use of eye makeup, black hair that surely came from a bottle, and a vocal quality that makes Fran Drescher sound like an accomplished Broadway actress.

tony: hey, did you see the new receptionist? big ole' butt, and racoon eyes.
donie: and that voice! she sounds all kardash, like those sisters on TV.....what was their name again?
tony: you mean the Kardashians? that's the name you can't remember. how kardash of you.
donie: yeah. speaking of kardash, what kind of printers' ink does your mom use to keep her youthful appearance?

kardash by earpuller December 7, 2010

karDASH

Something that is great and superior to any other

Originated by the fatasses of SC

That's sum straight karDASH weed right there.

There's sum karDASHs here tonite.

karDASH by S.T.A.T.S January 11, 2009

kardash

Craze of getting any sort of jobs done. eg. boob job, nose job, butt job etc.

Kardashing is a trend in my family.

kardash by MADHAAL! July 19, 2018

Kardash Rash 

A rash that fans of the Kardashian fam jam receive once they become crazily obsessed. It usually appears on the belly and is very itchy. You should not scratch it and you should immediately seek medical help when diagnosed. One of the known home remedies for a Kardash Rash is Coca Cola. The good thing about a Kardash Rash is that you know you are a good fan.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Person 2: Don't remind me, it brought back my Kardash Rash. *itches belly* Do you mind grabbing me a coca cola?

Kardash Rash by kdashrash April 21, 2011

lily kardash 

the funniest, easiest to talk to person ever. you will not like her if you dont like her weird, very specific sense of humor. you can facetime her for hours and not get bored. she will fr not judge anything you say and help u out any way or be a wingman or be straightup. is genuinely an amazing person and will always be a close friend. she has a reason for doing anything and is so smart and not a slut. i love lily kardash

lily kardash, thats my bitch

lily kardash by aheiekebeidiodwmebeurfi October 17, 2019