Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"