2 definitions by DrPhist

Top Definition
72 days.
This marriage will self-destruct in a kardash.

Weird Al Yankovic should get full credit: "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash."
by DrPhist November 01, 2011
1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
by DrPhist November 04, 2011
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