An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)
by Virtualmikey July 08, 2004
When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!
by Kangaroo Jack Man July 15, 2010
by hmmmm August 22, 2003
The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.
I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?
by G-Union June 20, 2003
to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too
by Anonymous August 03, 2003