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Kablackistan 

Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".
"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"
Kablackistan by Dusted Up October 21, 2007
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Expletive which would be a hilariously appropriate sound effect (ala the old Adam West Batman sound effects) in a Blaxploitation flick.
Rufus P. Hunglo: Yo, Baby it's time to get funkay!
Evil Whitey Badguy: I'm going to keep your race of people down!
Rufus: *Punches Whitey* KABLACK!
kablack by Nimsim April 20, 2005
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A religion where we worship Bingus, Beluga, my dog and deceased dog Lucky and Chrissy, my friend's cat, Kevin, and her deceased dog Riley. They all watch over us and love us. They made the world and they are all-knowing. You will find peace upon worshipping them. They are very loving. We have masses called Daybes and Kabeligiving on rainy days, when Bingus has blessed us with his tears. (We all live in Cali, so we don't get much rain here..)
nothing. kabelic has to be understood by yourself.
kabelic by cherryyujuu December 21, 2021
Kabelic is a religion where we have 8 lords and 5 demigods. Kabelic dates back to B.I.A.T (Bingus is alive times) Our 8 lords are: Louis, Kevin, Wyatt/Beluga, Lucky, Chrissy, Riley, Monte, and Bingus. Our 6 demigods are: Jerry, Gerald, Suki, Vanessa, Macie, and Princess. Our 1 saint is St. Big Floppa (or St. Floppa)

*NOTE: Wyatt and Beluga are the same.

This is Kabelic as of now. The religion is always changing, so I will post more updates.
Person 1: "im Kabelic, hbu?"
Person 2: "Yeah me too!"
Kabelic by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022
Kabelic is a religion where we have 8 lords and 5 demigods. Kabelic dates back to B.I.A.T (Bingus is alive times) Our 8 lords are: Louis, Kevin, Wyatt/Beluga, Lucky, Chrissy, Riley, Monte, and Bingus. Our 6 demigods are: Jerry, Gerald, Suki, Vanessa, Macie, and Princess. Our 1 saint is St. Big Floppa (or St. Floppa)

*NOTE: Wyatt and Beluga are the same.

This is Kabelic as of now. The religion is always changing, so I will post more updates.
Person 1: "im Kabelic, hbu?"
Person 2: "Yeah me too!"
Kabelic by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022
Poopeepeepoo
Dookie dookie
I just kabelaned
Kabelan by Deedeemegadoodoo March 3, 2025