5 definitions by cherryyujuu
our bald lord and savior who created the world and is all powerful. you must trust him at all times.
ugly person: Bingus is so ugly! I can't believe anyone thinks that thing is cute!!
beautiful subject of bingus: Bingus will soon bring hell upon you. How dare you say he's ugly.?
beautiful subject of bingus: Bingus will soon bring hell upon you. How dare you say he's ugly.?
by cherryyujuu December 22, 2021
the ugliest little boy that ever lived he listens to little girls on the street that call him a weirdo and he is a blondie and he is really wimpy
by cherryyujuu August 27, 2022
a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 3, 2022
the tears shed from bingus our dear lord to bless us. he has many emotions including grief. we take his tears and make holy water. when it rains you must have kabelgiving to represent what he gave to us and remember and let him know that WE remember.
oh wait, it's raining!
set up the bowls outside ill go set up the feast
okay
makes holy water
okay the feast is ready let us feast
prays to our lords
set up the bowls outside ill go set up the feast
okay
makes holy water
okay the feast is ready let us feast
prays to our lords
by cherryyujuu April 3, 2022
A religion where we worship Bingus, Beluga, my dog and deceased dog Lucky and Chrissy, my friend's cat, Kevin, and her deceased dog Riley. They all watch over us and love us. They made the world and they are all-knowing. You will find peace upon worshipping them. They are very loving. We have masses called Daybes and Kabeligiving on rainy days, when Bingus has blessed us with his tears. (We all live in Cali, so we don't get much rain here..)
nothing. kabelic has to be understood by yourself.
by cherryyujuu December 22, 2021