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Kablackistan 

Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".
"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"
Kablackistan by Dusted Up October 21, 2007
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A surfing/ skateboarding term referring to someone falling flat on there face so as to smack their kisser on the water or concrete causing a reddening of the cheek.
That surfer boy got hit by a wave and went kaplack on the water!
kaplack by Johnathan Montgomery August 6, 2015

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.
Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.
shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

Karblack 

Some edgelord nonedgelord who sits in front of his phone all day hating everyone for no reason because he hates himself.
Damn, Karblack is such an unedgy fuck.
Karblack by TOSF June 7, 2018
A name for a 1994 Honda Acorrd
Kaback by penguiloo May 16, 2009

koblack moment

When someone who isn't black and doesn't have many black friends takes a picture with a black person and contorts their fingers into what they perceive to form a gang sign. Often times moments may also include pursed lips and a 30-45 degree upward tilt of the chin to either the right or the left.
Ah, she cropped the photo. She was actually having a Koblack moment.
koblack moment by locallygrown June 10, 2010