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joshuatodd 

Refer to Urbandictionary Words:

-Artic Ocean
-Cold Piece of Work
-Asshole
-Tall Drank of Water
That motherfucka is one pussy licking big dick swangin spiritually fit. pussy annialahting joshuatodd

Did you fucking see that beastmode ass joshuatodd throw that bus full of children at that kitten?

The only reason i am still alive is because i have never crossed a joshuatodd
joshuatodd by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014
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joshuapolk 

a guy who gives no fucks but loves madi anyways
joshuapolk can be an asswipe sometimes but he loves madi !

joshuagossua 

A very gay black man with a tiny pp . Often uses snap chats “cut” tool to extend the length of is pp pics
Obama: Hey do you know joshuagossua?
Carl from jimmy neutron: no
joshuagossua by Hehe big pp man December 3, 2019

joshuahong.com

A tiktoker who loves all of her moots
And is also in love with Seventeen, ults joshua hong but is ot13
"the tiktoker joshuahong.com loves all of her moots"
joshuahong.com by Joshuahong.com December 23, 2020

JoshuaJoshh1 

Guy one: "JoshuaJoshh1" is great.
Guy two: I know right
JoshuaJoshh1 by JoshuaJoshh1 July 19, 2022

Joshuayoullogy 

used to describe a character, typically portrayed as a pudgy and malodorous homunculus of a man. He often stinks of shit and has no genitalia. The term often suggests that this individual is associated with "monkey hangers,"
Don’t sign a contract for a video game or you’ll end up like “joshuayoullogy” the big spac.

joshuajohnlawes

A person who violently fingers themselves in front of a live audience
That guy is joshuajohnlawes
joshuajohnlawes by ......frtyty March 14, 2025
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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