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A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.
Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan!
Woman B: Psh! Same here!
by MysteryGirl. July 16, 2010
 
23.
A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.
"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!"

"I know. She's a total Jordan."
by toxxxy February 04, 2010
 
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the love of youre life who will pretend to like you just for fun. hes amazing at sports, funny, quiet, loving, caring, super sexy, and has breath-taking eyes. he IS perfect. he can be a douche bag at times but is so worth it. he lies but you can never tell when. if you even get a jordan, hold onto him for as long as you can. youll regret losing him...
Girl 1: "sigh..."
Girl 2: whats up?
Girl 1: just guess..
Girl 2: mmm... jordan?
Girl 1: yep.
by kitkat14 September 24, 2010
 
25.
an incredibly sexxy beast
Jordan gets more pussy than any other guy
by jdan3000 November 24, 2009
 
26.
A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.
omfg i would love to have a Jordan.
by jeffery3500 October 07, 2009
 
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a gorgeous girl; a perfect 10; a knockout
Man, did you see that Jordan? She was a babe!
by Orson May 04, 2007
 
28.
To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.
Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass.

Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.
by Bacon Boy Jimmy August 26, 2008