12 definitions by ciabrat
A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.
by ciabrat December 20, 2016
n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
by ciabrat April 25, 2018
The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.
Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.
by ciabrat February 11, 2017
n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.
Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.
by ciabrat April 20, 2018
n. The failure to fix a problem or control a situation when to do so would even minimally interfere with protecting or promoting oneself; esp. in positions of trust.
Devin begged Paul to help him hide the Santorum flowing down his suit pants, but all he got was a Ryan. Paul refused to go along with another Nunes.
by ciabrat March 23, 2018
n. The failure to react to a problem or take control of a situation when to do so would even minimally interfere with protecting or promoting oneself; particularly applicable to persons in leadership or positions of trust.
Nunes begged Paul to help him hide the Santorum flowing down his pants, but all he got was a big Ryan.
by ciabrat April 16, 2018
Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.
KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.
by ciabrat January 27, 2017