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To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.
Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass.

Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.
by Bacon Boy Jimmy August 26, 2008
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Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
by cubba September 05, 2005
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A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.
Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...
by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 06, 2010
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Jordan

jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan!
by prettyrikki March 08, 2009
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Jordans are the best of the best!

To find one is like finding burried treasure

jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
"boys boys boys guess what?"

"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
by Danomatic#4<3 October 26, 2010
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A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Ruths1984 January 30, 2017
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Man 1:Jordan helped a wounded sparrow that fell from its nest
Man 2: AWWW
by Mr Smiley Wiley Time February 28, 2010
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