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To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.
Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass.

Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.
by Bacon Boy Jimmy August 26, 2008
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Jordans are the best of the best!

To find one is like finding burried treasure

jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
"boys boys boys guess what?"

"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
by Danomatic#4<3 October 26, 2010
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For all the female jordan's out there!! She's hot as hell!! flirtatious, and very trendy. Usually is seen at the mall or spending her money in a million different ways. Very popular bizatch! Takes shots like a champ! Productive, and determined. Doesn't give up! When she wants something or someone she does whatever she can to get it.

Basically shes some pretty awesome shit! Especially for being able to rock a guys name, and put them to shame... in the bedroom AND the dance floor.
That bitch jordan is hott!

Who's that GIRL Jordan?
by Bel78515 February 04, 2010
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A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.
Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...
by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 06, 2010
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Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
by cubba September 05, 2005
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sarcastic, spazzy, random, fun to be around, flirty, blushy (you know, the kind when you blush near guys ;D), Musically involved, unique
sometimes when she gets all quiet (out of the norm for her) you wonder what the hell she thinks about
unpredictable
perfect girlfriend
calls people cool
likes to make friends
person a: who's that? and what's she doing, is she dancing or something?
person b. thats jordan, my girlfriend.... you should meet her, shes cool.... she wont bite :)
by lalalalaacookies May 02, 2011
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Jordan

jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan!
by prettyrikki March 08, 2009
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