Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
by The One Ring November 6, 2012
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A Jordan is a man with a heart of gold. Sometimes with a beard and these eyes that will consume you. He is Very handsome, sweet and loving. Jordan is one of the most talented people you will ever meet and he gives everything he is passionate about his all. Jordan is amazing in the bed, always making sure the female gets off before he does. He will always be there for you if you need him. A Jordan wears his heart on his sleeve and for that he is hurt often. He may seem shy at first but is actually very outgoing and hilarious. He may have made mistakes in his past, but he has used them to grow and learn. I fell in love with a Jordan once and let him get away. If you ever catch a Jordan do not let him go.
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Girl 1: Damn girl, all these Niggas be playin I need a real man.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.
by Go!Sharks! April 24, 2018
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A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.
Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan!
Woman B: Psh! Same here!
by MysteryGirl. July 17, 2010
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A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
Girl 1: that guy has to be a jordan
Boy 1: I want to be as athletic as Jordan!
by jojodiamond October 28, 2018
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There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.
Why is she so good at everything?
She's a Jordan.

A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!

Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.
by ztopwazhere February 17, 2010
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A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.
omfg i would love to have a Jordan.
by jeffery3500 October 7, 2009
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