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1. The cock from Jackass
2. Rubber Johnny?
1. "I'm Johnny Kno**ille, and this is Jackass"
2. Hey, I'm not fucking you without a rubber johnny
by Cocktail Sausage November 30, 2007
A term used to define persons (male or female) within the rockabilly subculture. Characterized by some sort of animal print creepers, an obnoxiously overstated version of a pompadour. Usually found at any dive bar full of ex-skins, with a band playing that contains an upright bass and classic cars with white wall tires parked outside.

1. This fucking place is crawling with Johnnys, could someone take Hank III of the juke box please?

2. I'll have a beer please, and a PBR in a can for my Johnny friend.
by Sick of Johnnys October 08, 2007
A term used to discribe a stolen car. Mainly used in Philly.
"Yo Dave got charged for that Johnny"
by mmmargie September 23, 2007
verb. Spoil your pants with a pretended tremendous thing while it's actually crap. Show so much happiness about nothing that it makes you look like you're gay.
Dude! just look at that! i'm god almighty! i just succeeded in cooking an omelette!

-__-! you're johnnying that bad.....
a dirty sanitary napkin (slang from barbados)
Tom called the guy that cut him off a fuckin Johnny.
by Shareece August 07, 2006
See "Johnson(s)"
n: A generic word for almost any person, place or thing.
1: Hey, pass me that Johnny over there.
2: Let's go drink a few Jonnies tonight.
by casey flanagan September 11, 2005
A stolen car. when more then one person knows you have it you would use this term to hide from others.
" where did you leave the johnny last night?"
by maggie2215 November 09, 2006