Top Definition
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.
I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.
by Bing Aling July 18, 2010
A really sweet guy with gorgeous blue eyes and blond hair. He will take your breathe away just looking at him. he will make your heart skip beats when he touches you and put a smile on your face on your hardest days.
Joey is the sweetest guy ive ever met
by theone5495 October 03, 2010
An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displaying traits of meatheadedness, the Joey is generally an earnest specie and an entertaining contributor to most social gatherings. However, it should be noted that Joeys do not generally respond well to the presence of Hippies, Hipster/Intellectuals or Homosexuals

There have been reports of a western variety known as the "Denver Joey" but reports have not yet been confirmed, pending research.
"Vinny", 22, A communications major at Suny Albany. Originally from Roslyn, Vinny drives a black '97 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. Vinny is a fan of the Islanders, the Jets, "Boston Sucks" shirts and the phrase "Strong Island." Mikey is counting the minutes until he can leave upstate and get back home.
by Notcam June 24, 2005
1. Baby kangaroo.

2.when males try to hide an erection by pointing the penis up and tucking it in the waistband of their pants. The term joey comes from the fact that if you lift up your shirt, your penis looks like a little head poking out of a pouch like a baby kangaroo, also known as a joey.
I popped the biggest boner in class but I needed to sharpen my pencil so I just pulled a joey.
by jdstan March 10, 2015
a cross between a hipster and a scene kid but will get pissed if you call him either of those. smokes as much as he jerks off but refuses to be called a stoner and hits on every girls but calls himself caring and dedicated. makes him self out to be the victim in every situation. bisexaul but won't admit to it. main interests included smoking boobs sex 420 video games weed sex weed drugs hipster swag yolo scene threesomes boys with piercings botdf and weed.
calls joey out on his bullsit**
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep
by suckmyfuck420weed February 10, 2014
A unique girl, who everyone adores. She is beautiful, adorable, funny, athletic, and is very smart. She is that one out of many people that really care about a special person she really loves. She is also the "mature" one. She is nice meeting you, but be careful not to get on her mean side. She can be a little clumsy sometimes, but always manages to get back up on her feet.
by Mariaosnand October 19, 2013
The hottest man in the world, he is a sex god and he gets all the girls with his 10 inch penis
Man, I wish my boyfriend was Joey!
by a_huge_pile_of_poop October 18, 2013

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