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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
 
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usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.
I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.
by Bing Aling July 18, 2010
 
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A really sweet guy with gorgeous blue eyes and blond hair. He will take your breathe away just looking at him. he will make your heart skip beats when he touches you and put a smile on your face on your hardest days.
Joey is the sweetest guy ive ever met
by theone5495 October 03, 2010
 
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a cross between a hipster and a scene kid but will get pissed if you call him either of those. smokes as much as he jerks off but refuses to be called a stoner and hits on every girls but calls himself caring and dedicated. makes him self out to be the victim in every situation. bisexaul but won't admit to it. main interests included smoking boobs sex 420 video games weed sex weed drugs hipster swag yolo scene threesomes boys with piercings botdf and weed.
calls joey out on his bullsit**
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep
by suckmyfuck420weed February 10, 2014
 
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Joey is a boy name, but SOMETIMES a girl one! Joey is a nice, blonde blue eyes, sexy, hot girl. She loves attention and is very modest. You could say she's perfect, 'cause she almost is, but one thing is her being TOO FRIENDLY with other guys, sometimes it's worrying 'cuz she's so pretty! She is bisexual, but mostly guys. She loves rap and RnB. She has the voice of a goddess and has the moste amazing 1000 dollar smile EVER. she is sensible to poverty, sick and dying.
Guy 1: "Im going out with this REALLY hot chick, but she's not like your girlfriend... I don't know, yours just is so... better."
Guy 2: "Joey is mine. I was lucky enough to charm her. TOO BAD! suckeeeer!"
by JustAGuy.... September 24, 2011
 
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The hottest man in the world, he is a sex god and he gets all the girls with his 10 inch penis
Man, I wish my boyfriend was Joey!
by a_huge_pile_of_poop October 18, 2013
 
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A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body
I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town
by 1+3=5 March 07, 2012
 
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An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displaying traits of meatheadedness, the Joey is generally an earnest specie and an entertaining contributor to most social gatherings. However, it should be noted that Joeys do not generally respond well to the presence of Hippies, Hipster/Intellectuals or Homosexuals

There have been reports of a western variety known as the "Denver Joey" but reports have not yet been confirmed, pending research.
"Vinny", 22, A communications major at Suny Albany. Originally from Roslyn, Vinny drives a black '97 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. Vinny is a fan of the Islanders, the Jets, "Boston Sucks" shirts and the phrase "Strong Island." Mikey is counting the minutes until he can leave upstate and get back home.
by Notcam June 24, 2005