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A person or thing that is quite intelligent but is a complete smartass most of the time. Enjoys making fun of tools and can be a douchebag to people who are completely ignorant and stupid. Joey's are usually fun to talk to and can have vital information available about a vast amount of things. If you meet one, do not act retarded or you will lose self esteem.
Tonio: Wow your a hipocrate

Joey: Hyporcrite*
by NotTonio September 18, 2010
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The most cutest, heavenly, sweet treatiest, scrumptious, nicest, blissful thing the world has ever seen... and is not a fat ugly australian!!
Joey is cooler than james bond.
by coolperson233333 April 13, 2009
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the best bf in the whole fucking world that makes you orgasm every time you look at him! omg hes soooo hot! Hes the best person in the world and his gf loves him more than anyone in the whole world and always will<3
girl1;"shes going out with Joey!..lucky bitch."
girl2; "He has a nice ass and a big big yum!"
by joeylover February 22, 2012
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1. A baby male kangaroo.
2. Actual name of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," seen in various Dos Equis beverage commercials.
3. A male who is cool, calculated, sexy, and is ridiculously loaded, both in his pockets and in his pants.
Girl 1: Why are you in a wheelchair?
Girl 2: (Panting) J-J-Joey..... ;D
Girl 1: Understandable.
by Joey Bizzle April 05, 2010
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slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics
Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight
by rmglenn April 28, 2008
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the hottest guy around all the girls look at him and want to get in his pants. but he only gives one nightstands
look at joey over there i want to get in his pant

another girl:he only gives one nights but they are amazing you sould try it
by vjj in pants May 23, 2010
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Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.
"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"

"What?"

"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night."

"So?"

"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."

"Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."
by irreverent August 01, 2006
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