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A person or thing that is quite intelligent but is a complete smartass most of the time. Enjoys making fun of tools and can be a douchebag to people who are completely ignorant and stupid. Joey's are usually fun to talk to and can have vital information available about a vast amount of things. If you meet one, do not act retarded or you will lose self esteem.
Tonio: Wow your a hipocrate

Joey: Hyporcrite*
by NotTonio September 18, 2010
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A baby kangaroo.

A sandwich.

An adorable guy i just met and hardly know.
Joeys can be found sleeping soundly in their mothers' pouch.

One part smile, 2 parts happiness.

Girl 1: Dude, i totally met this Joey the other day.
Girl 2: Yea! That adorable, intriguing guy.
by feirinnheit March 31, 2009
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The most cutest, heavenly, sweet treatiest, scrumptious, nicest, blissful thing the world has ever seen... and is not a fat ugly australian!!
Joey is cooler than james bond.
by coolperson233333 April 13, 2009
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1. A baby male kangaroo.
2. Actual name of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," seen in various Dos Equis beverage commercials.
3. A male who is cool, calculated, sexy, and is ridiculously loaded, both in his pockets and in his pants.
Girl 1: Why are you in a wheelchair?
Girl 2: (Panting) J-J-Joey..... ;D
Girl 1: Understandable.
by Joey Bizzle April 05, 2010
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1) A "Joey" is the ultimate compliment. Someone you trust with your own Joey life. A true Joey, is the ultimate best friend. To reach absolute Joey status, you must prove your worthiness.

2) A term for excitment.

Antonym: Frankie. YOUR WORST ENIMIE. DO NOT TRUST THIS FRANKIE. IF ONE COME BY YOU, RUN DIRECTLY TO YOUR JOEY AND DO NOT LOOK BACK.
1) "Joeeeeey! How ya doin today, Joey?!"

"I love you, bestest joey!"

"Joe-fo-shoo."

"Numba 1 Joey!!"

2)"Joey!" Same as saying "Nice!"
by ItsKaters March 10, 2010
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the hottest guy around all the girls look at him and want to get in his pants. but he only gives one nightstands
look at joey over there i want to get in his pant

another girl:he only gives one nights but they are amazing you sould try it
by vjj in pants May 23, 2010
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slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics
Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight
by rmglenn April 28, 2008
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