by TheStormBeforeDawn January 28, 2019
The best definition of a guy named Joey:
A Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and going str8 up. A Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes or Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best BRO. A Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If a young Joey don't trust you, he gon' shoot you.
A Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and going str8 up. A Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes or Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best BRO. A Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If a young Joey don't trust you, he gon' shoot you.
by hechtso April 22, 2020
1. Baby kangaroo.
2.when males try to hide an erection by pointing the penis up and tucking it in the waistband of their pants. The term joey comes from the fact that if you lift up your shirt, your penis looks like a little head poking out of a pouch like a baby kangaroo, also known as a joey.
2.when males try to hide an erection by pointing the penis up and tucking it in the waistband of their pants. The term joey comes from the fact that if you lift up your shirt, your penis looks like a little head poking out of a pouch like a baby kangaroo, also known as a joey.
by jdstan March 11, 2015
Synonyms: Squirtle, Squikachu, Joeh. The most amazing guy ever to walk the face of the planet. I could go on an on about him for hours. He will understand all your inside jokes, do awesome ninja activities with you, and just be all around excellent. He will even go so far as to dance Disco with you in matching outfits, even if he looks insane. If you EVER get lucky enough to snag a Joey, keep him around. You won't regret it.
Girl one: I have a date with Joey tonight
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
by dancingmaniac2 March 2, 2010
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