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A Jobst is always a man with an huge amount of honnor. He is smart and always outplaying Woomys. He is the best looking guy in his school. And has a dick that is bigger than 30 centimeters
Someone outplaying you: You're such a Jobst
Jobst by Max Meier February 1, 2020
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The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.

Steve Jobs-ing it 

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO [Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing 

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

Joseph Joestar 

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
Joseph Joestar by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017
The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.
Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!
Joast by SleepyBv January 31, 2018
A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.
Damn, Joseph Joestar can whammu all night ;)
joestar by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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