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An unemployed person that eats only watermelon and KFC, only drinking Kool-Aid, and often feels the need to steal televisions and bicycles from other people. Jewards have a distinct odor, and it is believed by many that their intelligence level is lower than that of others.
"It's a darn shame those Jewards don't just go back to Africa."
by Qwertyu Asdfgh March 04, 2008

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