Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
by ultralordofweed April 3, 2008
not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.
NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
by Oxman85 January 29, 2007
That nigga is a jewtard.
by Jewsus Chrizzist May 11, 2008
Essentially, a jewish retard.
However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.
A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.
Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold
Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.
A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.
Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold
Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
by Noobowners May 10, 2010
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by TheDuece June 15, 2008