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When a person is named Joward, you will automatically fall in love instantly. A “Joward” will give you anything you want and desire. They are the all around guy especially in a relationship. People named joward are very loving and caring especially in a relationship. They will do anything especially when it comes to cooking or giving something to his/her partner
Do you know that guy called Joward, rumors said that he is good at everything from bed to the table but unfortunately no one wants him because they always pick the wrong guy instead of Joward.
Joward by Flowers07 November 24, 2021
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Joward • Jotard • jonard • jowad • jaward • Joard • joarden • Joarder • Joardin • Joardies
"That's a nice pair of Joardies"
Joardies by Fitz.Chuck January 27, 2010
A term for obnoxious people that always think everything is a JoJo Reference.
Person 1: My mum died yesterday...
Person 2: LMAO IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?! BURH BRUH BRUH
Person 1: Oh no, you're a Jotard
JoTard by cornguyyes December 9, 2019
A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.
One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.
jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007
Joarder is a dank m8 who can snipe. His balls are so big and he can manage there sizes. He has enough semen to flood every school in every district. Joarder can make your bitch choke on his big balls. His balls are the volume of all the nuclear bombs in the universe.
" How did u feel during the fire drill m8?" Michel Millker stated
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.
Joarder by Not big balls 50 December 6, 2017
A gift of god or a name typically given to guys
Oh look it’s josward over there
Josward by Mimimomo June 12, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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