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two of the most beautiful people ever to walk the planet.
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes

Known for their AMAZINGLY high hair and GORGEOUS personalities.
Jedward: yo VIP, lets kick it!
Everyone in the entire world: *sigh* WE LOVE YOU!!
by person number one February 19, 2010
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The blended word formed from the Xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, John and Edward Grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.
1. I love Jedward! Jedward to win, dude!

2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.
by MCLIVV December 13, 2009
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The Irish twins, also known as John and Edward Grimes, are famous because of their fabulous quiffs, dazzling personalities and their ability to turn tedious, lacklustre “music” into unbelievably heartening, classy Pop. The 18 year old boys are uniting people and nations as we speak, and they have an endless number of followers, all of which find themselves with an inescapable form of Obsessive Jedward Disorder, resulting in wondering off topic when speaking; the use of the word ‘deadly’ a lot more often and the uncontrollable need for cereal. Jedward have many nicknames, including ‘Jedders’, ‘The Jed’ and ‘Eddie and JJ’. Also, if you hear someone using the words ‘hottest boys on the planet’, they are most probably talking about the twins.

Nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is Jedward.
Girl No.1: "Woww, i just met the most perfect guy in the world!"
Girl No.2: "Omg, you met a Jedward?!"
by ChasingGeorge February 04, 2010
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The combination of the names "John" and "Edward" who are the twins that appeared on the X Factor 2009 in England.

They look really stupid.

They can't sing for shit.

They both dance like bell-ends.

But everybody loves them for the above mentioned reasons.
Louis Walsh: "Do you want to come back to my place boys?"

Jedward: "No because were scared you may try to bum us."
by Doctor N November 16, 2009
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the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know
person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
by Yaksik November 05, 2009
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Twins from Ireland that would make ideal range targets due to their "unique" hair and dance style. Both seem incapable of singing in time and tune as well as an obvious mental disorder which is shown through their smug facial expressions and the fact they beleived they could become succesfull in the first place. In a nutshell, go for the headshot and put them (and us) out of our misery.
Person 1: "Fucking hell, are those twats still in it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how much would you love to watch Jedward FAIL!"
by Jedwards' dad December 09, 2009
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the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after

why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.

why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible

and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single
person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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