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said when you really don't. a very sarcastic statement that is usually funny.
Person one: oh wow! look at me i'm so great.

Person two: care.
by the1 September 25, 2003
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A very common saying among young people today, especially in Catholic Schools, meaning the opposite of the intended meaning of the word (i.e. I don't care).

Variants include "Will care," "Do care," and "Care about ____."
"Do care about math class"

"Go Raiders Woo!"
"Care about the Raiders."
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Used when someone is trying to tell you something and you have no interest in what they are saying, so you put your hand up and say "Care!"
Girl: OMG i had the best day ever today!
Boy: CARE! (with hand motion)
Girl: (runs away crying)
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-short for "who cares";
-said with a new york/staten island accent
-invented by careselo ratto (;
Teacher "did you do your homework"
Student "cares"

Debby "you smell"
Bob "cares"
by kingcareselo September 06, 2010
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1 - to be concerned or show empathy toward someone.

2 - to show affection or love to someone.
3 - to provide for someone in need.

4 - a recently used North American slang that emphasizes your lack of interest in a matter or to simply interrupt someone in conversation.
1/2 - You must realize how much I care for you.
3 - I will take care of all the work.

4 - How are you doing today?

Well I am doing...
Care!!!
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a verb
a rare action
when people actually give a sh**
i care about you

nobody cares about what you care about
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used to express to someone that you don't give a shit about what they have to say. Basically a shotrnend version of "Do I care?"
Tim: " Hey man I just made my own T-shirt."
Joe: Care?
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