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Jennelling 

The act of taking a selfie and covering your mouth with your sweater sleeve.
"Hey, did you see Becky's new selfie?"
"Yeah, but she'd be a lot cuter if she wasn't Jennelling all the time."
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Kennelling 

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.
During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.
Kennelling by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008
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Janelling 

A state of being dismisal; and or dismisive. Not paying attention to anyone or anything, blocking out the entire World, not realizing that People are talking to you and or texting you and or emailing you. You simply disregard everyone and go into blankness. Will start conversations with People, but will leave them to conversate with themselves.
Of course you do not remember the directions to the location because you were Janelling.
Janelling by theonlypinkapple August 30, 2018

Janelling 

(v.) The process of sipping on a liquid while simultaneously chewing food in order to combine flavors in a way that compliment one another. From the Mike and Tom Eat Snacks podcast hosted by Michael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh
Mike and Tom both agree than janelling Keebler Cheese and Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers with Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa slightly enhances the experience of consuming the otherwise unlikable crackers.
Janelling by HipHopAnonymous23 September 2, 2011

jennering 

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.
I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.
jennering by BruceJenner December 8, 2013
the long-forgotten art of buying fake jewelry and passing it off to your friends as legit
Everyone thought that his watch was real, because he was so good at jewelling.
jewelling by Brandominance November 1, 2005

jonelling 

The enjoyment of being tea-bagged by an elderly, old fart. jonel jonelle jonell nel jonelling
It's so jonelling when grandpa sits on my face.
jonelling by Doctor Tap-that-ass January 10, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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