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Jaywhacking by Parhelioness July 13, 2013
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JayWalking
When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged
Jaywalking is ilegal
JayWalking by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009
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"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
jaywalking by navyblue January 12, 2007
jaywalking
The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
jaywalking by pianodon July 13, 2010
Jaywalking
Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.
Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
Jaywalking by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009
jawjacking
is when you are talking out of the side of your mouth. Meaning you aren't talking about anything of any importance or you are stunting.
jawjacking by Star.bee December 1, 2007
Jaywalking
Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
Jaywalking by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023
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