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Jaundiced Jesus 

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
Related Words
The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap
After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.
jaundiced by Down-Home May 14, 2006

Jaundiced Eye 

When you drink so much alcohol that your eyes turn yellow.
i drank so much last night that i got the jaundiced eye last night.
Jaundiced Eye by The Circus November 10, 2005
Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass
jaundiced by saint j July 15, 2006