Jaudiced

The act of being shitfaced.

Brad and CJ got so jaudiced that they touched eachothers man-units

Jaudiced by jaundiceman August 9, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus 

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

Jaundiced Jesus by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

jaundiced by Down-Home May 14, 2006

Jaundiced Eye 

When you drink so much alcohol that your eyes turn yellow.

i drank so much last night that i got the jaundiced eye last night.

Jaundiced Eye by The Circus November 10, 2005

jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

jaundiced by saint j July 15, 2006